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The Lyrium Triad by captainspadevatore The Lyrium Triad :iconcaptainspadevatore:captainspadevatore 0 2 Disaray Kordon : DisKord for short. *UPDATE* by captainspadevatore Disaray Kordon : DisKord for short. *UPDATE* :iconcaptainspadevatore:captainspadevatore 22 14 Diskord invades the Matsuri Costume Contest by captainspadevatore Diskord invades the Matsuri Costume Contest :iconcaptainspadevatore:captainspadevatore 0 3 Diskord invades Holiday Matsuri costume contest by captainspadevatore Diskord invades Holiday Matsuri costume contest :iconcaptainspadevatore:captainspadevatore 0 0 Diskord invades the Matsuri Costume Contest by captainspadevatore Diskord invades the Matsuri Costume Contest :iconcaptainspadevatore:captainspadevatore 2 0 Diskord invades the Matsuri Costume Contest by captainspadevatore Diskord invades the Matsuri Costume Contest :iconcaptainspadevatore:captainspadevatore 1 2 Diskord Selfie Tiem!!!2!2two!!two2 by captainspadevatore Diskord Selfie Tiem!!!2!2two!!two2 :iconcaptainspadevatore:captainspadevatore 1 0 Diskord Selfie Tiem!!!1!1one!!one1 by captainspadevatore Diskord Selfie Tiem!!!1!1one!!one1 :iconcaptainspadevatore:captainspadevatore 0 0 Diskord invades the Matsuri Costume Contest by captainspadevatore Diskord invades the Matsuri Costume Contest :iconcaptainspadevatore:captainspadevatore 3 0 Diskord invades the Matsuri Costume Contest by captainspadevatore Diskord invades the Matsuri Costume Contest :iconcaptainspadevatore:captainspadevatore 1 0 Diskord invades the Matsuri Costume Contest by captainspadevatore Diskord invades the Matsuri Costume Contest :iconcaptainspadevatore:captainspadevatore 0 0 Diskord's Candy Cane of Disdain +1 by captainspadevatore Diskord's Candy Cane of Disdain +1 :iconcaptainspadevatore:captainspadevatore 1 0 Diskord Rainbro Dash and Rarity at Holiday Matsuri by captainspadevatore Diskord Rainbro Dash and Rarity at Holiday Matsuri :iconcaptainspadevatore:captainspadevatore 1 1 Diskord invades the CGA Show by captainspadevatore Diskord invades the CGA Show :iconcaptainspadevatore:captainspadevatore 5 1 Shou Tucker by captainspadevatore Shou Tucker :iconcaptainspadevatore:captainspadevatore 0 0 Discord invades AFO 2013 by captainspadevatore Discord invades AFO 2013 :iconcaptainspadevatore:captainspadevatore 3 6
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I need advice for HurriCon.

Mon Apr 7, 2014, 9:57 PM
Doing some art and making perler sprites to sell there. Depending on how things look, I may end up uploading things here... Gonna have commissions open at the table, but I haven't ever sold commissions before... What are the average prices for sketches, chibis, and full pieces?

Also, I can only have 5 framed prints to sell. What should I draw for them?

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captainspadevatore
Salvatore Disʞord Lauteri
Artist | Hobbyist | Digital Art
United States
I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently.

Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row. I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru.

Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello, I was scouted by the Mets, I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, after school, I repair electrical appliances free of charge.

I am a professional thinker, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes. Last summer I toured New Jersey with a traveling centrifugal-force demonstration. I bat 400.

My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. Children trust me. I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise Lost, Moby Dick, and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed several covert operations with the CIA.

I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid.

On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a toaster and an easy-bake oven. I breed prize-winning clams. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin.

I have played Hamlet, I have performed open-heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis.

But I have not yet been accepted as a professional artist.

Current Residence: My imagination
Favourite genre of music: Light Rock
Favourite style of art: Anime
Operating System: Windows
MP3 player of choice: iPod
Wallpaper of choice: Something with 1st gen pokemon
Personal Quote: I'd say anytime, but I'd be lying.
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xOkamix88 Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Thank you for the fav captain! ^ w ^ :iconrubcheeksplz:




Sorry I couldn't help with monopoly ; 3 ;
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captainspadevatore Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Oh it's whatever. I got like 2 million free medium fries along the way, so I think it's worth it. :iconspazhugplz:
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xOkamix88 Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
lol congratz!!! XD
Glad it was worth it :icondragonhug:
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Rei-Sengoku Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2013  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
Thank you for the watch sir, and I shall have that Sandshrew image up for you very soon.
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captainspadevatore Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thank you so much bro! It was great seeing you there, and I hope to see you again at future cons!
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